apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

Recommend CSI episodes to me!

I just got seasons 1, 2, and 4 for my birthday (I already owned 3 and 5-7) and I’m just overwhelmed over which episodes I should watch first. Anyone want to let me know their favorites?

arineat:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!

arineat:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE?!

eastafricans:

u cant menopause with us

eastafricans:

u cant menopause with us

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD